Whether you are a connoisseur of the arts or someone who relates themselves
to Seth from Superbad and likes the looks of fresh sketched phalluses.. We can
all appreciate one of instagram's highly tagged subjects #dickart.
Let me tell you, if you haven’t came across some beautiful portrayed penises on
Instagram are you even living? Well, my half dead friend.. I have come to save
the day. In no particular order of greatness I am going to give you some of
instagrams artists. Make way for all the Pablo Dicasso’s and Vincent van
Starting off with the most popular account on this list. Why just have your typical
cup of morning coffee when you can have a latte with a nice frothy dick
masterpiece? Anonymous artist of instagrams @DickLatte puts their heart and
soul into the humor that dicks bring. What better way to start the day.
well, as it clearly states in their bio, @the_8_percent is “the one stop shop for all
things phallactic.” When you click on the page you are greeted with doodles
galore of all the dicks. Now don’t get discouraged by the lack thereof of followers.
This person has talent! ahh, when I saw this Instagram I actually thought for a minute “why in the FUCK do people think dicks are ugly???” Then I remembered it’s the pure talent of
@Williamfschultz that just blows these dicks right out the water. No amount of
zoom could 100% glorify the detail and effort put into these perfected penises.
While there aren't many on the page to scroll through, we can appreciate the fine
work done. Damn, those are some dandy dicks.
When I hear the word adorable I never EVER associate it with penises. Until
now. Friends, I give you the most adorable collection of penis art you will ever oh
your eyes on, @Cutedickers . You haven’t even heard the best part... all of her
cute, adorable dick drawings are STICKER THAT YOU CAN BUY. Are we
putting it together now? Dickers. Dick-stickers. Yes. She’s clever too. All of her
stickers ranging from $1-$4 I think it’s definitely worth it to sport some of her
Let’s step away from the drawings and what not and take a look at this Instagram.
Instead of drawing dicks @Adultsartsandcrafts goes for a more.. real feel. Using
props she decorates dicks in all different ways and colors. Making your eyes
wash over her art pieces examining every knock and cranny of these detailed
Here’s to another woman owned Instagram and to another page where art is
available for purchase!! Dipping into subjects that are not only penises (don’t
worry still a lot of dicks to go around) @herdirtydishescensored creates a magical
world of all explicit arts! Try not to get swept away by the pure talent of this
creator! There’s many more to come!
When you think of cartoons you most likely think of innocence. Well, for
Alexandra Cardose and her art page @sliced.nanas, her cartoons lack a sense
of that. Here we have a beautifully colored plethora of penis related artwork
bursting with color be prepared to see some of your favorite characters mixed
with dicks of all shapes and sizes!
Abstractnudes - Celebration of the male body radiates off of this instagrammers
page. Even so they state it in the @abstractnudes bio. Dive into the depth of this
artists black and white drawings of male parts and embrace the beauty of all that
is dicks. This art amazed me . I was mesmerized with all the lines and detail.
Who knew dicks could look so powerful.
Wertham Lane, otherwise known as Wiggly takes a different approach than the
norm on his dick drawings. Using a type of art I’ve never really seen before he
creates wonderful pieces using these eyeless, big jawed creatures. With an array
of different colors your eyes will have plenty to scan over on his page
An underrated one yet again, comes @the.dick.doodler with not that many
followers but soooo much potential. This instagrammer also has a website where
you can buy so much more than just stickers! They have cock coloring books,
keychains, pins and so much more! If you’re not there to check out the Peens, at
least check out there shops and sport some sacks!
@threedicksaweek , now who doesn’t like the sound of that? Don’t get too
excited now.. three dicks a week is all on paper. After clicking on their Instagram
you are taken into a world of spectacular sketches. Black and grey with surprise
color postings here and there. Trust me, it’s hard to look away. Go ahead, get
closer. Take it all in.
Last but not least, cumming all the way from the land down under ;) and actually
a personal favorite of mine, @syfapd. This instagram page let’s you purchase
however many of the drawings you want and send them to friends for shits,
giggles and also a good cause! Not only does this IG bring so much to the table it
also raises money for world leading prostate cancer research. 100% of donations
and 50% of profit goes to charity. If that’s not a tear jerker ;), I don’t know what is.
So there you have it folks, the popular and not so popular dick artist accounts,
you can thank me later. For now, go give those accounts a follow and bless your
eyeballs with the wonderful sights of all the different varieties of shlongs. Oh! And
before I forget.. here’s a little bonus for ya, for being such a good audience.. I
know you want a collection ready and available for you to check out of all these
artists and more! Type @idrawdicks in your search bar and browse hundreds of
submissions/tagged content of all the dick artistry known to the Instagrammers of